Getting ready for the shortest world tour ever.
But first, blogging is really unfulfilling in some ways. Maybe if I could watch you read it to make sure you got my joke(s) it might be better. Like really, I put a picture of the lead singer from the band A-ha and said I had an a-ha moment. That’s comedy gold right there, my friend.
Someone called me a good mom the other day. But it was over text so tone is hard to judge and it was “what a good mommy”. I couldn’t tell if it was condescending so I just said, I know. Because I am.
But every time I think that, Moonshine says something to keep me in check. It’s usually, “You raised that” when referring to something Tenderheart said and/or did.
Oh, she also told me once that she didn’t think I had enough room in my head to listen to her stuff because of all the worrying I was doing about Sunshine. Ummm…I’m pretty smart, you know. And sometimes I can think about something while (brace yourself) actually doing something else!!!
Moonshine has a job. And one night she got in the car and told me about these two guys. And each story ended with, “and even he was married.” And she looked at me with a little judgey look like the guy wearing low hanging sweats and a mesh crop top can get a spouse but I can’t. Well, I’ll have you know…..she’s probably right. I’m trusting I’ll discover I have other gifts. Oh, like thinking about more than one thing at the SAME TIME!!!
She also thinks I’m going through menopause. The next time she asks me if I’m “hot-flashing”, I’m probably going to punch her in the face. I’m way too young for menopause, right? RIGHT?? See, it would be helpful if I was watching you read this so I could get the reassurances I need. I’m obviously going to have to hit the road and sit with my one reader.